Beer! Love it or hate it. Beer makes the bed spin. I sat on so many empty kegs
as a Montana teen that no man or taste can outperform what once made my heart
race. Wait a second. Ten dings on the news maker hotline. While Anheiserbush
prepares to rid the world of a few of its flavors of barley and rush...The guys
of AC/DC have introduced the perfect brew for the Mancave Keg-a-rator Classic
Rock Magazine has poured the perfect glass of drink-for-mation. Having already
successfully introduced a line of wines suitable for sipping while headbanging,
the guys in AC/DC have moved on to the next logical step: brewing their own
beer. Sadly, AC/DC beer isn’t yet available here in the States; it’s currently
limited to a select few countries, like Germany — which is why the beverage’s
official site is written in German, leaving us with a rough translation of its
marketing text. Which is fine, really, because if there’s a beer in the world
that deserves to be called “the roadie for the rock group of friends” and
advertised with phrases like “Ignites on the tongue like a ton of TNT — and
taste every beer lover,” it’s AC/DC’s beer. No word yet on how quickly this
stuff will make it to the U.S., but there’s no need to be alarmed just yet — the
band’s wine wasn’t originally available on our shelves at first either. And just
looking at those cans, which come in tallboy and mini-keg varieties, leaves us
fairly certain that some enterprising soul is going to come along and do
whatever it takes to import it for our thirsty American gullets as soon as
possible. If Keyshawn Johnson can have his own wine, there’s definitely room for
this.